cowboy poetry

Normally i don't pay attention to the google searches that bring people here, but for lack of mental energy here is august 1:

how to get rid of red ants from sandbox

Place a cup of honey a few feet away. Or, perhaps, be at one with nature.

my rooster is sneezing

Some homemade chicken soup should cure that.

life is not hard-people are just stupid

Why thank-you.

im in love with a younger man i met in turkey

You go girl.

where is the milky way tonight?

Is it missing? Tell me if you find it.

black tablecloth

I probably wouldn't recommend that unless, of course, you have silver goblets.

fast sexy wild girls empty nest

Give me a few years.

Posted by Jess at 11:33 AM Permalink

Comments (5)

nailgirl

Too funny!! I get some funny ones too.

Posted by nailgirl | August 2, 2007 02:27 PM

Jessica

That is a great picture, I absolutely love it.

I am glad that you had a blast at Blogher...I am happy that you did something that absolutely terrified you Jess...you are so very brave.

Posted by Jessica | August 2, 2007 10:00 PM

OMSH

Givin'a rooster a taste of chicken gets'em cured every time.

Same thing applies with men and chicks.

Posted by OMSH | August 2, 2007 10:13 PM

mike

Awesome. I especially like the poultry theme.

(And I know you're not doing a linky love post, post blogher, but you could just take a picture of all the business cards you received! That would be fun. And show no real commitment to linkage or preferential treatment. Right? Right?)

Posted by mike | August 3, 2007 05:37 AM

KWF

Hilarious - I am the one who found your blog while looking for a way to get rid of the red ants in our sandbox. Thanks for sharing your life so honestly!

Posted by KWF | August 17, 2007 03:29 PM