hit me with your best shot

Last in this series. I promise. With the school year wrapping up and shane in his busiest season at work things have been crazy. Did i tell you he's off to VEGAS on the weekend? Well, he is. For five days.

So, husband battles.

in a pinch olive oil will work as a lubricant.

in a pinch oil of oregano works wonders on cold sores, but burns like shit.

in a pinch don't mistake the oil of oregano for olive oil.

if, while playing softball you rip your pants, it's better to let your husband have his fun and rip them off you rather than trying in vain to save your favourite pair of pants.

Posted by Jess at 11:18 PM Permalink

Comments (9)

Jen

NO! Not your favorite pair. Some things are sacred, after all. Sorry about the oregano oil. Yikes.

Posted by Jen | June 7, 2006 12:13 AM

mama_tulip

This is all invaluable information.

Posted by mama_tulip | June 7, 2006 06:27 AM

Irene

oh. my.

and I don't know if it will make you feel any better, but my husband is going to Australia for 3 weeks.

Posted by Irene | June 7, 2006 07:23 AM

mrs darling

A lubricant? Is this referring to what I think it is or is my mind going where it ought not? ROFL

Posted by mrs darling | June 7, 2006 08:16 AM

blackbird

I too, find myself hoping you were referring to some type of mechanics with #1...
although I have no real objections to other possiblities.

Posted by blackbird | June 7, 2006 11:17 AM

Ada

Olive Oil
mmmmmm
I love it. Use it on my hair too.

Never thought about lubrication though - I'll give it a try next time...

Posted by Ada | June 7, 2006 12:14 PM

jenB

i am pro-lubrication period.

Posted by jenB | June 7, 2006 08:18 PM

Walker

There should be a rule about if you rip them off you buy a new pair.
I won't even get into what I've had to replace in the past.
Have a nice day

Posted by Walker | June 7, 2006 10:55 PM

debbie

man, i don't know how you do it with shane going away...this week has been my first single parenting adventure with the boys (dave gets back saturday) and it has been fun, tiring and infuriating all at the same time! did i mention that i'm PMSing?? UGH.

Posted by debbie | June 8, 2006 01:18 PM