oscar, the grouch - incredibly shrinking

So it was the academy awards tonight. Blah, blah, blah. Am i the only person in north america who doesn't give a rat's ass?

I love movies. I hate actors. I do, however, love Jon Stewart. But, the actors? What the hell is up with the women and the lips and the lack of hips and the zero personality?

Actually, i missed most of the actual show and i'm sitting drinking a beer and watching some live broadcast after-thing. And do you know who i've seen? Lindsay Lohan, Suzanne Somers, Dolly parton (the lips!), John Travolta and Meadow from the Sopranos. What the hell am i watching?

I hate these people.

Earlier shane and i went to see Brokeback Mountain. So good. So sad. So good. Way better than The Constant Gardener in my mind.

Then we had 45 minutes left in grandma/grandpa time so we went to the pub for nachos and a beer and caught 30 minutes of Academy Awards on the big screen tv while hockey played at the exact same volume on the other 32 small screens in the bar. I'm not sure, but i think Glenn Close and lily Tomlin had a brawl resulting in a penalty. Or else there was a very small hockey team playing in a barbie dollhouse with Lily Tomlin in rainbow knee socks.