I am heavy chested. Why? Because i am off on my girls weekend without parker! My boob, just one, is feeling a little overwhelmed. Parker has only nursed on the right side for quite some time. So, i'm lopsided - one large engorged boob and one happy go lucky little boob. Awesome! That is just what a girl coming off of cold sores, dry skin PMS acne zits and newly defined wrinklage needs to build that self esteem. Do they make bras for weirdo boobs like that?
I don't even know what to wear to bed tonight. Out of habit i brought my nursing bra and silky girly boxers. But, if the mood struck me i could sleep naked. In my parents house! The horror of it all.
Plus, sleep. I could, theoretically, sleep through the entire night. For the first time in almost nine years i am going to sleep alone and uninterrupted. Except for my GI-Normous righty booby.
I'm freaking out a little here. Plus! No alcohol. Fucking shit. I think tomorrow night i might even go out. With friends! I just have to find some of those - friends. That is if i can find an outfit to suitably hide my righty lefty booby problem.
Posted by Jess at 08:53 PM Permalink
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Hi Jess,
Lucky you, make sure you SLEEEP! and good luck with the boob project.
My oldest nursed like that-she had a preference for one side and almost never made it over to the second one at one session, which could be agonizing!
Now they (the boobs)....well, heh, lets say that I am semi seriously considering surgical intervention, but at least they ARE fairly symmetrical in all their droopiness.
Thanks for dropping by my site- there is a "Cello Player of the Day" post up now that is pretty cute-she is 6 years old.
Posted by Grammacello | February 10, 2006 10:11 PM