best served silently

Oh how you guys crack me up! Flashing of the boobies! I am the woman who has just finished nursing for nine years! He hasn't seen those things since 1997. I have been wearing a bra 24 hours a day for nearly a decade.

Clean the toilet with his toothbrush! Ha, but gross. However, every morning when parker gets in the shower with me he wants to use my toothbrush to scrub the walls - i give him shane's.

No sex - done! To quote my friend jenijen four kids + two adults = zero peace. I do however KNOW that she is still getting lucky regularly.

Earlier today parker, eliza and i went to have coffee with shaniekins and he is feeling bad. I didn't display my disappointment at all. He just knew. I told him a $2 bunch of tulips would have been enough. He's talking about a weekend away - just the two of us!

I guess, in the end, i didn't need to do anything. I know he loves me, he writes songs about it. I am a wimpy romantic at heart and i married a lame as workaholic. But. But! I still love him.

Posted by Jess at 01:50 PM Permalink

Comments (5)

mama_tulip

LOL...I was just kidding about the scrubbing of the toilet with the toothbrush...although there was a time when I seriously considered getting back at Dave by doing that.

(I didn't.)

Posted by mama_tulip | February 15, 2006 03:23 PM

Chair

What?! You can't quit now! I came up with the best idea! Run him a nice sexy hot bath -complete with bubbles (this is important). When you're in the middle of a back rub and he has his eyes closed, dump a packet of that Rit dye powder into the water and quickly smooth bubbles over the area so he doesn't know the water is full of dye until! Until! It's Too Late!!

Posted by Chair | February 15, 2006 07:08 PM

Belinda

Eeep. My husband is the hero, and *I'm* the lameass! Yipes! Oh, dear. I'd better get a hot meal on the stove....

Posted by Belinda | February 16, 2006 02:33 PM

Rich

You say you love him but you every morning you let the kid scrub the walls with his toothbrush even though you know he loves you. I never want to get married. Scrubbing anything with a toothbrush could lead to sickness and pain. It's horrible what women do to men they say they love. The need to hurt us is immense, even when you know you're loved. And you wonder why some of us hate you.

Posted by Rich | February 13, 2007 01:42 AM

Rich

You say you love him but you every morning you let the kid scrub the walls with hubby's toothbrush even though you know he loves you. I never want to get married. Scrubbing anything with a toothbrush could lead to sickness and pain. It's horrible what women do to men they say they love. The need to hurt us is immense, even when you know you're loved. And you wonder why some of us hate you.

Posted by Rich | February 13, 2007 01:42 AM