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January 13, 2006

questions answered

BlogJob - this word came about via a late night wine enhanced AIM chat with jenijen, my internet crush. We were speaking of messy things like periods, peri-menopause, chicken eggs, eggs of the womanly baby-making type, husbands and baby-making with husbands. Our mutual parallel lives and crush led us to the term BlogJob.

BoobJob - i may have jokingly said i would get a boob job because gwyneth was, but fear not those of you who email'd in concern. I have no plans. In fact, i once watched a good friend go through a breast reduction and the recovery? It was not pretty. And me? A wimp.

BlogHer - yes i am aware that everybody will be shy and anxious. But for me? It goes too a much deeper, freakout. And alcohol? Although a very nice social lubricant i have recently been compared to dudley moore when alcohol is involved in social situations.

Lastly! Death Cab for Cutie on Saturday Night Live! Tomorrow. We are psyched. Awesome!


Posted by Jess at 08:28 PM Permalink

Comments (6)

tell me about a much different freakout. i am on a bowl full of pills to prevent me from melting into a pile of goo at any given moment. i promise promise promise you will be surprised at how ok it will be.

xo

I love Dudley Moore!

Wow, for the first time in my life, I feel not shy enough. :) I'm also considering twisting a local friend's arm to go (she is so NOT shy) if Leigh-Ann continues to insist I go it alone.

tell Leigh-Ann there is lots of smooching at BlogHer. I myself will donate a free one or two to all attendees.

okay! that's it - smoochin with JenB! Flippy AND Leigh-Ann? i am SO there.

I'm so frickin' jealous.

(Ada and I are considering crashing it, though it's still tentative, pending crashing allowance at her brother's place and how much airfare is.)

Ada

However, I am both cooly ambivalent and crapping my pants at the thought of meeting everyone and then becoming Uber Nerd That Can't Talk.

(perhaps I need a cape for that. it sounds like a super hero)

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