The funny things

Last weekend when my parents came to visit they stayed in a somewhat fancy hotel in Victoria. They can't stay with me because of the filth.

Anyway, we drove down saturday morning with our four kids plus a friend of Tristan's to visit and torment the hotel staff. After we all went swimming the kids were starving and so we went to the somewhat fancy hotel restaurant that was hoping to trick you into believing it was a fancy restaurant. They were THRILLED to see me, my mom and five filthy kids.

The kids were very well behaved if i do say so. The waiter came to take everyone's orders. He went around the table asking each child. When he got to Parker Parker sat up in the huge chair (no highchairs please we are fancy) and said clear as day "i would like booby."

****my kids nor my house are filthy, they are just kids and a house with four kids and two dogs constantly destroying it. i have to say this because i can't believe how many people actually believe everything i say.