OMFG we're sick again!

We have snow! We have stomach flu! We suck!

Seriously, is this normal. Is this how it's supposed to be when you have four kids. The sloth-like stomach flu that travels through the house at a snails pace until i am ready to burn the place down.

Eliza had the poops like two weeks ago, then toby last week. And toby on saturday with the barfing. Then the washer AND dryer broke on monday. And toby with the barf in bed on monday night. Still no drier. Today parker with the shits and the barfs. The barf ALL OVER ME in the bank. Now THAT is humiliating; what to do? I ran out of the bank and he barfed all over the sidewalk. And then what to do? Leave it... attempt to clean it up with tissues while the barf all over you continues to fall onto the same sidewalk? Grab all four kids AND RUN!

That's what we did. RUN.

But seriously is this my punishment for wanton sex? Sick all the time? Cause if it is - i'm sorry already and that sex drive was laid to rest long ago! Give me healthy kids!

Posted by Jess at 10:19 PM Permalink

Comments (5)

Broomgirl

This all sounds BLOODY awful. Good luck and I hope the barfing ends soon.

Posted by Broomgirl | December 1, 2005 01:53 AM

Kim

The barfing is excellent birth control.

They should have real life parents go school to school giving impact seminars to teenagers. A true life account of the 'day to day' of having babies would nix teen pregnancy in the bud.

Posted by Kim | December 1, 2005 08:27 AM

Kim

Nix it in the bud? *sigh*

I'm only 1/2 a coffee into my day...that should have read 'niP it in the bud'.

Posted by Kim | December 1, 2005 08:29 AM

Belinda

Awww...I'm so sorry your brood is suffering...and that they're doing it so, um, graaaaadualllllllllly.

But I envy your snow. Or I will after our move is completed and we're all settled into our new place.

Posted by Belinda | December 1, 2005 12:33 PM

FlippyO

Yuk, I won't complain so much about me being sick right now. I'd much rather be me than have barf *on* me.

Good luck. I hope this flu only has one tour of duty through the kids.