So, Dr. Sears and your sidekick wife i hate you. I hate all the years of sleep you have stolen from me. I want them back. That's right Dr. i want a refund because you lied to me. You told me my children would sleep better if they slept with me. That they would be confident and happy. That they would transition to new things easily; feeling secure in my attachment to them.
Let's check in here on my attachment parenting success:
kids that have gone to preschool - 0
kids that have dropped out of preschool after a few classes because of severe separation anxiety - 3
kids who regularly sleep through the night - 1
kids who wake me up at least once a night - 3
kids who wake me up 5 or more times a night - 1
kids who can't spend an hour with anybody but family - 2
years mother has been sleep-deprived - 8
years mother has nursed babies to sleep - 8
years mother has had to lay down for at least 1/2 an hour with a child to get them to sleep - 8
years mother has been stressed - 8
Dr. Sears can kiss my sagging sleep-deprived ass.
Posted by Jess at 08:05 PM Permalink
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