Ants

There are a billion little black ants marching through our playroom. They are either making a home or have found a juicy nugget inside my childrens play kitchen. I have been trying to get rid of these ants for two weeks. Every trap fails me, not to mention that they seem to be filled with peanut butter which my three year old daughter has a life threatening allergy to. Great. Now I have a billion ants marching through the playroom with bits of seamingly non-poisonous peanut butter on their backs.

Fuck.

How the hell am I going to rid my house of this daughter trap? What doesn't actually kill the ants will kill my daughter. Soap, vinegar and bleach has been sprayed and wiped and offending trap removed and the ants keep marching. Except when my son plays his little drum set which seems to paralize them momentarily - unitl the music stops then they continue.

I tried caulking around the window with my eighteen month old son's "help". Resulting in white caulk all over the playroom wall, carpet and sons hands, pants, shirt and face.

Fucking ants.
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